Some advise to all my friends and family. If any one ever offers you a glass of Van De Kaap (selected vineyards) 2010 Shiraz from South Africa you should punch them in the face immediately. If you can retrieve the bottle and smash if over their head all the better. Unless they are a naive but well meaning friend then one must gently, but firmly, remove the bottle from their possession and empty the contents down the nearest lavatory all the while explaining to them that your friendship is perilously close to being dissolved. If they are a close friend they will understand.
Monday, 11 April 2011
Der Wein ist schlecht
Some advise to all my friends and family. If any one ever offers you a glass of Van De Kaap (selected vineyards) 2010 Shiraz from South Africa you should punch them in the face immediately. If you can retrieve the bottle and smash if over their head all the better. Unless they are a naive but well meaning friend then one must gently, but firmly, remove the bottle from their possession and empty the contents down the nearest lavatory all the while explaining to them that your friendship is perilously close to being dissolved. If they are a close friend they will understand.
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Van de ....? Sounds like the stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou got a German mobile Ian? What's the number then?